on LOST

[fuchs]

Sorry, but in my not very humble opinion LOST is parapsychologic, sappy and pseudo thrilling dumb shit. Utter, utter shit.
Why didn't they make a series about nearly fifty people who stranded on a remote island? (And really, no, they didn't.) Post traumatic stress, struggles of oh so civilised people with nature and their own prejudices against each other could have ensued prettily. Nooo, they needed all this crap from an evil black fog to number magic. Why not pirates? Ninja? Hey, you could run the risk of being *boring*! *sigh*
I mean, come on. Twenty days go by without ANYbody building huts? (Except this pseudo tent which doesn't seem to have a single complete wall.) Building anything at all? Like bamboo lines for water to the beach?
And what about food? One hunter for nearly fifty mouths? Uh-huh, sure. Oh, and sometimes Kate goes in the jungle for, well, six or seven mangoes. And the spy grabs ten coconuts one day.
What do the people do all day who aren't the seven main characters? Watch the waves? Play tic tac toe? It's like the main characters share 4 brains and the rest of the flock don't have any. And by the way, it's not very believable what massive issues every main character has. Responsible for the death of a loved one? Cool, me too!
And sometimes we see some idyllic shots of greenery, and the only thing that carries the suspense of the situation is the music, which is like a five inch cheese crust on a low fat pizza. Way too thickly piled onto everything.
It's not a good sign when we say "Oh, they're going to pray in a few moments..." and they do.
What would oloriel call it? Right. "Scheissendrreck."