Crack-Meme of Character-Doom

[fuchs]

 Stolen from everyone and their neighbour's cousin's daughter's girlfriend and eventually oloriel.

First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

1. Cyran von Artakis
2. Draco Malfoy
3. Heero Yuy
4. Louis de Point du Lac
5. Howl
6. Kyle McLachlan
7. Nightcrawler
8. Haldir
9. Fabien Cheverny
10. Bren Cameron
11. Shinji Ikari
12. David Qin

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Kyle/Shinji. No. No. Eek.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Louis. Very hot, unfortunately. I know he's whiny and a little boring. But he's terribly hot nonetheless. Especially when played by Mr. Pitt....

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Haldir would throw a MIGHTY fit, I would gag because I hate mpreg and David would be WOE because of his terrible GUILT. *snicker*

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Oh yeeees. That would be havens_half, but you'd have to be a very close friend with a very kinky mind to get into that community. ^_~

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Draco Malfoy and Kyle McLachlan... Could be, actually. Kyle could tame anyone and anyone would simply have to fall in love with him.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Howl/Fabien or Howl/Bren. Hmm. Doesn't work for me either way.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Kurt walking in on Draco and David. My head would explode, I think. Kurt would happily try to join in, David would have to be on major drugs and Draco would try to stun the evil blue too-big creature.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Cyran/Haldir Fluff. *droooooooooooooooooools* Uhm. No. And there shouldn't be. Ever.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Kurt/David h/c. Oh my. That's a tough one. "Don't be blue"? *snickersnicker* No, sorry. No Idea.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
A very big time machine, malfunctioning so to get those two together. And then major OOCness for Cyran not to kill a Vampire on sight. And for Cyran to be a virgin.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I bet.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Well, I do, if it's well written, so...

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
No. Too long ago, that.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Uhm. No. But someone should!

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Something we wouldn't understand, or perhaps the name "Banichi" or "Jago" or if you're really kinky: both? Muaha.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
"Alive and kicking" DAMMIT!

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Death. They'd kill each other. Accidently. Or not. I wouldn't write it.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"Oi, had enough of those big black aliens? Wanna try small, fair wizard for a change?"

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Monday. The book.

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Aaaw, I can't tell that, he'd be SO upset...

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Everyone would shag Fabien if they got a chance to.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Heero.

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Cyran and Fabien are in a happy relationship no. NO. no. until Fabien suddenly runs of with Louis. Fabien you slut! Cyran, broken hearted No., has a hot one-night stand with Shinji Gah, Cyran you monster! and a brief unhappy affair with David Oh you bet that would be Unhappy. Capital U., then follows the wise advice of Howl Wise. Howl. Nope. and finds true love with Heero. Oh well, that could actually be..."
Title would be: "Don't read! Crackfick!" or "Utter smut from the gutter"
shiverdl, kaneda and malicedl would perhaps read it because it's got Cyran. And they'd hate it. No one shoudl write it. Ever.


How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Sad, because I'd knew the world would be coming to it's end.

Comments

[kaneda.livejournal.com]

shiverdl, kaneda and malicedl would perhaps read it because it's got Cyran. And they'd hate it. No one shoudl write it. Ever.

Thank goodness I wouldn't. *g* The thought of Cyran/Shinji alone scares me enough to not even touch that fictitious fic (*snort*) with a 10 foot pole. I think Cyran/Shinji just entered my top five of the most squicky and scariest pairings ever thought about.