Un-Nerd

Okay, that may be childish.

< whine>

But why do I have to learn about cascading style sheets when I want to customize my journal?
I am one of those plug and pray kids.
What one can figure out by themselves is okay to be left unexplained.
But css's can't be figured out just so.

I *like* the S2 system.
And I want to write something like
set page_background_attachment = "fixed";
and
set entry_back = "transparent";

I don't *want* to know how this code or that language works. I just wanna use it. I mean, how often will I use that anyway?
Why couldn't people write lists of possible set's like them above, when they worked so hard to make tutorials that aren't any help at all?
Oh, lemme guess, doesn't work that way.

< /whine>

Well, can anybody help me avoid learning something else I won't need ever again?

LJ-Layout

Thank you very much, damanique and dieinpink! But living in a Nerd-WG really has some advantages:
kaneda and daydreamersrest fixed it for me! *happy*

I'll have to adjust the colors a little, perhaps shove the background picture more to the left, but only details are left now.